i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

zacharieforpresident:

zacharieforpresident:

hey guys remember these things 

i just lost a follower

johancruyff:

do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

astudyincastiel:

laugh-addict:

YEAAAAAA

why bother even closing the browser?

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on